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This did multiple protagonists 1 decade before GTA V!

I had a good taste as a kid, replaying now these Ray series, I can see it has a very good quality, you did a great job pal!
RIP your dog, that's sad.

THE 9-5 MAN
"Whatever, Ive done the job, wheres my money?". Killing is killing, stealing is stealing, you dont care. You dont really care how it gets done, you dont care who gets hurt, lets just say YOU DONT CARE. You dont take pride in your choices, you just want to get it done and go home. And for this, you are the 9 to 5 man. You should improve on this rank, you lazy bastard. This is the Fourth best rank.
CASH LEFT: $2500

"You sicken me.
"Oh don't do that you might break a nail" YOU FUCKING WOMAN! Your choices in this movie have proved you to be this and you should be ashamed of yourself. Your too nice, your stupid, and im amazed someone hasn't ended your pathetic existance yet. Now go back to fucking your man, he's waiting."

I like this game. It has a simple premise, and it just delivers what it promises to.
The art is very good, the sound effects are charismatic...
The gameplay is very easy to learn but the difficulty just keeps spiking up!
There are 2 things that bother me: I do not know if this problem is on my end, but when using the ARROW KEYS, it is impossible to launch the tongue to the left-diagonal (←+↑), but works fine with WASD; And the soundtrack, just one (good sounding, well composed) song that cannot be turned off! A bit annoying..

maybe a 10/10, if it wasn't for two negative things

You somehow predicted Doom 2016... or they copied you

Y'all had the chance to NOT kill the babies but you killed them anyway, you're the monster!

Good graphics and art style, the theme is also cool.
the diving mechanics are not intuitive, you dive to the opposite direction you want

I had no idea there was an official flash version of this game xD
so far so good!

(@chaomint your comment aged like milk)

I remember playing this game way back in the day, and it is way better than I remembered

The Earl has been kidnapped by gangstas. Are you a prudish enough homosapien to rescue the Earl?

Literally the first internet game I played

I have been accessing this site since circa 2007, Newgrounds is a place I hold dearly. It helped develop my taste for cool stuff 😏
[The Madness Combat series is my all-time favorite thing to ever come out of this site]

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